Pull Up A Stump

I found cutting out dairy helped my sinusitis, Dave, and yes, fresh air & exercise!

Yesterday I went hashing, it was a memorial hash for one of our members that had recently passed, and a great day it was, he would’ve been proud, got home late afternoon and opened a nice bottle of wine whilst I chilled out, and what a sleep I had last night
Today just domestic stuff, washing,  cleaning & sorting, collected some water from the fuente, did the lottery, and I won, €2 woo hoo, better than nothing, had a coffee on the way back then chilled out.

Take care fellas
Puff

Did some washing, collected some water and had a mooch around the market, went for a dose of acupuncture, bit of a walk, did some top up shopping then back home for lunch and a chill.

Take care fellas
Puff

Hi guys, Been to sort out my hearing aids, but more importantly the app for them.
Booked my car park for when I go to visit my family, which I’d forgotten to do
Verified a booking to a visit to a local resort, for when a gang of idiot hashers come over from Cambridge.
Received a call to collect my new glasses.
Made an appointment for a massage.
Went for a walk up the rambla, now chilling.
Might sound a lot, but it wasn’t, just a nice positive day

Take care fellas
Puff

Cheers, Vince, yeah, always some catching up to do, but taking my time about it, mañana

Don’t over do it on the ‘major jobs’, Dave
We have the same thing here changing outfits, but opposite of course, in Spain the stores, generally, don’t stock any summer wear until after the equinox, hard liners won’t change their traditions!

Nothing much happened yesterday, washing, cleaning, bit of a walk, and reading on my balcony, while there was some sunshine, boring eh!
I took my ‘proof of life form to the town hall this morning, to be signed & witnessed, but the lady there gave me another document saying “that will do, if attached to the original form”, but it wasn’t signed by me, nor witnessed by anyone, I think maybe it was just for Spanish people? So I tried my bank instead, the lady there recognised the form and asked me to come back tomorrow, they only do admin stuff on Tuesdays & Thursdays, fair enough.
From there, I again, discovered that the computer in the lottery shop doesn’t like me!
Next I went to the car wash, washing a car at home is forbidden, a wastage of water thing, the car wash recycles it. This was the first time in almost a year, no one to nag me now! But I have to say, the difference is astounding, looks almost new, except for the normal, ‘Spanish dinks & kisses’ of course, won’t leave it so long next time.
Had my usual coffee & chats, then back home for lunch and to chill

Take care fellas
Puff

Hi guys, so yes, a great holiday, hotel was fantastic in every way, weather OK tee shirt & shorts through the day, longs & jumper later on.
One day I went looking for a restaurant we’d found over 30 years ago, reputed to do the best garlic chicken on Tenerife, if not the world, and I wouldn’t disagree, after a long, meandering, steep climb from the bus station, my legs & feet were shouting grief at me, but I eventually found it……… it was closed for the day
I had a couple of nice afternoons with a lady, no not like that! You know how Facebook knows everything about you, well since I’ve been on my own and looking for holidays, I’ve had lots of suggestions for ‘solo travellers’ sites, you post where and when you’re going, and people can reply that they’ll be there too, so that was it, two people alone but not lonely
I also went out to find a couple of geocaches, at one of them I saw a chap wandering about with his phone, another geocacher looking for the same goal, yes we found it and had a good chat exchanging experiences.
The only bad thing that happened was my phone crashed, so a new phone, everything swapped over and sorted, bit frustrating at the time, but shít happens, eh


Take care fellas
Puff

Cheers, Dave, got plenty lined up to do over there, not slowing down either, just nice steady away

Or how about semaphore, Vince, now that’s a lost art if ever there was one, eh.

Well I’m all packed and ready to go, early tomorrow morning, I’m just taking a rucksack to beat outrageous cost of a small case, I can’t fit my computer in it so I’ll be incommunicado for a week, so just behave yourselves in my absence

Take care fellas
Puff 

Lovely version of this classic, I reckon this girl has a wonderful future in front of her.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljvTwbxrylc&list

1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.
3 - Half the people you know are below average.
4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5 - 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
7 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
8 - If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.
9 - All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.
10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
11 - I almost had a psychic girlfriend, ..... But she left me before we met.
12 - OK, so what's the speed of dark?
13 - How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
14 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
15 - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
16 - When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
17 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
18 - Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.
19 - I intend to live forever ... So far, so good.
20 - If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
21 - Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
22 - What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
23 - My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
24 - Why do psychics have to ask you for your name
25 - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
26 - A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
27 - Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
28 - The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
29 - To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
30 - The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
31 - The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
32 - The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.
33 - Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.
34 - If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
35 - If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?