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Good one, Vince, just don't break the law, or be humble if you do!

And I bet, Vince, after you lost the first one you said, ‘I wont do that again’ People watching, bast pastime out, Dave Helped my mate out today, his car had to go in for a service and it’s annual inspection, taking all morning, so he wanted me to pick him up, then go to area on the coast for a wander.Being Spain, when he got there, he was told he could pick it up around 5pm, so our outing included lunch and his wife, all in all, a very pleasant day out Take care fellasPuff

Seriously not laughing Vince . honest I took advantage of a milder day to saddle up and cycle around the corner and to a nice little spot by the river.... it's nice and I should do it more... just lay in the grass and watch the people watching the people.... a bit of a read and yes it was  niceThanks again for the support fellas... 👋

You wouldn’t read  about it,I’ve lost my other hearing aid and I’m buggered if I know how it happened, haven’t got a clue so I phoned Australian Hearing and explained  the situation, the lovely people there said no worries we will sort it out so two new ones sometime next week and new ones due in September also, can’t be bad. Still hot here int west 40c yesterday 35c today but a cool change in the next few days.Shopping done early and all plants watered so now chilling, feet up and a glass of lemonade within reach.See ya later guys. 😁

😂😂😂😂😂😂Puff.

These are actual comments made by police officers joke1. “You know, stop lights don’t come any redder than the one you just went through”2. “Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch after you wear them a while”3. “If you take your hands off the car, I’ll make your birth certificate a worthless document”4. “If you run, you’ll only go to jail tired”5. “Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that’s the speed of the bullet that’ll be chasing you” 6. “You don’t know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?”7. “Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don’t think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I’m the shift supervisor?”8. “Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I’m warning you not to do that again or I’ll give you another ticket”9. “The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?”10. “Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop”11. “Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven”12. “Just how big were those ‘two beers’ you say you had?”13. “No sir, we don’t have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we’re allowed to write as many tickets as we can”14. “I’m glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail”AND THE WINNER IS….15. “You didn’t think we give pretty women tickets? You’re right, we don’t. Sign here”

Love it Puff. 😂😂😂😂😂

Cheers, Dave. Been to my keep fit class, this morning, then had my hair cut, back home I made a concoction to help with a chesty cough, then chilled out. Take care fellasPuff

Wonderful 😊

A wonderful day's contribution, Puff ... thank you 🙏